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siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

Boys cry
Cigarettes do kill,
parents lie,
boats sink,
flowers die,
Life goes on,
with or without you.

sad facts that come along with existing (via cosmicwording)

dek-says-so:

downto142:

frettedtoflame:

renrevenge:

I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMGGGGGG THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE 90S TO ROMANTICIZED BY NON-90S KIDS FUCK

I feel like a legend.

Oh sweet baby jeebus.

carrythebattle:

The problem most girls have: Finding Mr. Right.

The problem I have: finding anyone in the male species that thinks I’m at least acceptable enough to talk to.

thecosmosowl:

chubbinafatzarelli:

a real romantic plot

what the fuck

omarnorthtower:

andronian:

jimcrakindandy:

boynerdramblings:

shitweed:

dingoinnuendo:

do you ever just stop and realize how much pokemon has grown

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like wow it just really amazes me

well i mean 

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pokemon isnt the best example

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goddammit megaman

yanapieceofme:

Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.

urbanzin:

New York City Density[1871x1025] via /r/CityPorn http://urbanzin.tumblr.com

gethenian:

boltonsrepairshop:

IS THAT A GIF IN A GIF IN A GIF

This is officially the best thing on tumblr.

badman300:

"how is that racist?"- white proverb

dorkly:

X-Men / Game of Thrones Fanart Creates the Ultimate Mutant Leader

Marco D’Alfonso is so good at this, we think making mashups is his mutant power.

jorgieboy:

amenpenis:

carleyalyson:

glitterweave:

chadleymacguff:

amenpenis:

when you ask someone what’s up and they answer “the sky”

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when you ask someone where they are and they say “in my skin”

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when you ask someone what time it is and they say “time to get a watch”

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Why are all of the reactions of black people. I mean white people can give a judgemental look.

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When white people say “Why are all of the reactions of black people. I mean white people can give a judgemental look.”

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kingtycoon:

pookie02:

Good news everyone: we’re gonna make it into the skeleton army early