ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.
(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)
Cigarettes do kill,
Life goes on,
with or without you.”
sad facts that come along with existing (via cosmicwording)
The problem most girls have: Finding Mr. Right.
The problem I have: finding anyone in the male species that thinks I’m at least acceptable enough to talk to.
Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.
"how is that racist?"- white proverb
Marco D’Alfonso is so good at this, we think making mashups is his mutant power.
when you ask someone what’s up and they answer “the sky”
when you ask someone where they are and they say “in my skin”
when you ask someone what time it is and they say “time to get a watch”
Why are all of the reactions of black people. I mean white people can give a judgemental look.
When white people say “Why are all of the reactions of black people. I mean white people can give a judgemental look.”